Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.