Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Let's meet up in the corner.

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog