Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!