How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein