How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.