What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!