What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Frog Finger Jokes More Frog Finger Jokes

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)