What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!