What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.