How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.