How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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They ran out of juice!

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.