How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.