How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance