How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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