What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello