What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

milk sheikh

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change