Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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One of it's legs is a little smaller.

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Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

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Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Jihad Jokes More Jihad Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.