Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

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Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.