Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.