What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.