What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.