Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Because he got hit by a truck!
What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.
I'd tap that.
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
Ouch, that Hertz!"
Ireland: More bars in more places
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
Brigham Young