Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is a Cell?

something you keep black people in

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.