Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.