Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.