What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either