What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.