What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.