How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.