How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.