How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

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Habit

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.