How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Handyman Jokes More Handyman Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.