What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

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What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA