What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.