What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me