Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor