Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor