Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor