What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor