What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

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A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor