What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?