What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

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Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D