Rise up lights
A blinkin' light
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Using saxitoxin.
Because Americans use imperial unit system.
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions
Juan.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Double check, mate
G'night mate
Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?