What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.