What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.