Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Eclipse it.

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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All of them

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To hide his booty.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!