What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.