What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny?

Because they never grow old

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.