How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.