How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry