What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.