What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.