Give the criminals badges.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A: The Crime Rate!
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
The crime rate.
lowering the bar. or not to.
There are literally Sicilians.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
because their knee grows
Truth or Darren Wilson.
When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
They turn the stool upside down
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
He had served his sentence.
When the judge threw the book at him.
A small medium at large.
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
