Play the national anthem
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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A macular degenerate.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
They're all criminals.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
A good Friday
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
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A herpetrator.
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.
A condescending con descending.
Water.
If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.
It stares.
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Criminal Intent.
Criminal intent.
Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
He resisted a rest.
You don't. The police shoot you.
he was a bad conductor.
Because it had a bad conductor.
