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A macular degenerate.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
They're all criminals.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
A good Friday
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
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A herpetrator.
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
lowering the bar. or not to.
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
Both are a glaze
He brought the wrong carrion.
A condescending condescending
A condescending con descending.
PP up
A dilldoe
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Netflix and chill.
It was happy hour.
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
