Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.