have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
More guns!
He was Travelling Light
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
A taxi
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
I don't know, it's not my side work.
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
They don't like triggers
Headphone jacks are obsolete.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.