How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Tech Jokes More Tech Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.