How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

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What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.