Tech Jokes

What's the most surprising advancement in tech?

Headphone jacks are obsolete.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats?

One.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Sparkle Jokes More Sparkle Jokes

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.