How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Facility Jokes More Facility Jokes

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a Facilities problem.