How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Just Juan
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Just Juan.
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Because every day is a sadder-day.