How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
A fish!
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
We're on our sixth.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
Only the good die, Jung.
They both fear the wurst
