Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.