Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me