Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned