Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"