Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

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A paraplegic

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I'm just not hoppy anymore man

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Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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Because people are dying to get in.

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LOG LOG LOG LOG

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De fishes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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So they won't step on the fish.

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The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.