What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.