What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"