How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.