What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.