What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

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What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.