Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Cardio Jokes More Cardio Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio