Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio