Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.