What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Cardio Jokes More Cardio Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

Car Engine Jokes More Car Engine Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio