Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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I gotta run.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.