Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.