Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.