Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights?

The Que Que Que.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!