Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack