Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen