Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.