Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What is hillybillys fantasy?

S&ampM . . . . .. Sister and Mother.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!