How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)