How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)