How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.