Nacho chips
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
They have a chip on both shoulders.
It chips.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Holy Guacamole
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Chip. Sorry.
Cause he didn't chip in!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Plato Nachos
Chip of Fools !
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
They've a chip on both shoulders
So that they could make fish and chips.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
When the chips are down!
They Tarot.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"
You bust a rime.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Just a Daesh.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
Because it was baked.
A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
M: Protesting this conversation.
Border Patrol.
There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.
By looking over your shoulder!
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
He didn't see the ewe turn.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
