Nacho chips
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
They have a chip on both shoulders.
It chips.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Holy Guacamole
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Chip. Sorry.
Cause he didn't chip in!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Plato Nachos
Chip of Fools !
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
They've a chip on both shoulders
So that they could make fish and chips.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
When the chips are down!
They Tarot.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"
You bust a rime.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Just a Daesh.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips
The players dribbled all over it!
Itali-cized.
What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.
It pokes holes in condoms.
His family advertised it as a barbecue.
T They're just trying to raise a family.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
Nothing, they are free of charge.
A-pasta-ate.
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
