Nacho chips
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All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
They have a chip on both shoulders.
It chips.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Holy Guacamole
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Chip. Sorry.
Cause he didn't chip in!
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Plato Nachos
Chip of Fools !
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
They've a chip on both shoulders
So that they could make fish and chips.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
When the chips are down!
They Tarot.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"
You bust a rime.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Just a Daesh.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
Russel.
Russell.
If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.
Beans on post !
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
A jihahahad!
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
There may be leavesdropping
A conversation of energy.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Gold
