What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.