What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.